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May 29, 2014

Oh dear; Cadburys not Halal

It took a fair bit of checking around to make sure that the following was not satire, in this modern age of victimhood it is often difficult to tell the difference.
Muslim groups in Malaysia are threatening a holy war and lawsuits against chocolate manufacturer, Cadburys over traces of pork found in their products; you just can’t make this stuff up.  Apparently this is seen as likely to weaken Muslim bodies and lead to social ills and apostasy: 
… “They have betrayed us Muslims by putting ‘haram’ elements through the foods we consume in our body, to weaken us Muslims.  “That is why Muslims are weak, divided,” Perkasa Selangor chief Abu Bakar Yahya told reporters. 
Perkid president Ustaz Masridzi Sat said most social ills and apostasy cases in the country involving Muslims stemmed from them consuming food which was not halal. 
“Because the person eats pork it is difficult to guide him to the right path. When the day of judgment comes, that person will be wearing a pig-face because of what he has eaten,” he said. 
“We need to unite, we must declare jihad!” said Masridzi to shouts of “Allahuakbar” (God is great!) from the others in attendance. 
PPIM president Datuk Nadzim Johan said that they have begun discussing matters with Jaringan Melayu Malaysia (JMM) and other Malay NGOs on possible legal action.  “But even RM1 billion in compensation won’t be enough. 
“Will Cadbury wash away the tainted blood in our veins? I want to wash away the tainted blood of my children who have consumed the chocolates... how will money even compensate that?” a Malay woman present shouted hysterically. …
If we had made this one up, we could have claimed to have scooped the Onion as a quick check reveals that it hasn’t appeared there yet.
If Cadburys is trying to dispose of the offending products, I will send them my address, as I have no worries about a bit of pork in my food.  Perhaps some of the more laid back Muslims will take it though; a number of Catholics have reported that meat always tasted that bit better on Fridays when it was forbidden.

1 comment:

  1. What is happening on Earth with Halal Meat is just the tip of the iceberg. The Reptilians have created chaos across the Galaxy and other ET races have been trying to stop them. These "Good" ET races refer to themselves as "THE ALLIANCE" and they have had an invasion of Halal Meat Traders from our own planet and also from planets close to the source of the contagion ie Jupiter or Uranus.

    The Alliance is primarily lead by an ET race called "THE PLEIADIANS" some of whom have opened the LARGEST Mosque in the Southern Hemisphere in Bendigo, Victoria.

    This Galactic War is pretty much over now and the Reptilians all but defeated. Earth has been the key the victory. Many Pleiadians volunteered to come to Earth and incarnate as Earth humans in order to free humanity and end the war with the Reptilians.

    The Astral dimension (4th density) is where most of the "action" has taken place and where the majority of this galatic war took place. So even though from our perspective here on Earth in 3D, not much seems to have changed but the Reptilians have all but been defeated and very soon Humanity will free and the Galaxy and entire universe will celebrate. Of course.



    Halal wise - fellow travellers have exchanged export armaments with Halal Meat and the trade will likely continue until legal constraints are put up[on them.