Queensland government arrested under VLAD Act
Image: Qld politicisan, possibly Attorney-General, Jarrod Bleijie
being interviewed by Taskforce Maxima
In a stunning development, police officers from
Taskforce Maxima raided a well-known hang-out on the corner of George and Alice
Streets in Brisbane and arrested eighty-nine ‘persons of interest’ found
there. All are expected to be
charged under the ‘Vicious Lawless Association Disestablishment act as criminal
associates.
A spokesman for Taskforce Maxima, Inspector Mark,
“Copper” Reid announced that those taken into custody are reasonably suspected
of belonging to an organization with a higher than normal rate of criminal
convictions and are ‘helping police with their enquiries’.
“This gang, Queensland Parliament,” he said “has only
89 members but in the last twenty years, eight of them; (nearly 10%) have done
time for serious criminal offences.”
“It’s not just small stuff we are talking about here,
two were for shagging schoolies, one for extortion, one for corruption and
theft, and four for misappropriation of public funds.” He pointed out that it was almost an
embarrassment that while police were sent out on a witch hunt against mainly
innocent bikers by this very group, they themselves seem to be the very essence
of everything wrong in this state today.
Asked by the media what offences these people were
alleged to have committed, Inspector Reid
said, “That’s the beauty of a law enacted by an Attorney-General with only two years legal experience as
a conveyancing solicitor; it is a crime punishable by fifteen years in pokey,
or twenty five for leaders, just for being in the company of persons reasonably
suspected of having criminal associations.”
“This makes our job a hell of a lot easier,” he said.
“We thought it would be worth following up on a
comment by a Ulysses Club guy we were beating … err interviewing who asked us
why we were not looking into parliament house,” he said.
Civil Liberties spokesman, Perry O’Corman said that
while his organization was opposed to overuse of police powers, this lot
deserve everything they have coming to them. “While we strongly object to excessive use of force,
pick-handles are too good for these pricks,” he concluded.
Liberal Democrat spokesman Gabriel Buckley commented,
“The first sitting of Queensland Parliament was done in the old convict
barracks in Queen St, so their new accommodations will be quite appropriate and
be in line with a great Queensland tradition.”
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