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Jun 30, 2009

Back to work.

Well I'm heading back to Hill End.

This one is an old one, not the one I work in.

This is where I work.

Just to keep you amused in my absence, I am posting Ben and Bawbs take on Ben's Top 10 Ways Sarah Palin Is Better Than David Letterman

Ben's Top 10 Ways Sarah Palin Is Better Than David Letterman.

10) Palin's glasses make her look smart. Letterman's make him look like Radar O'Reilley.

9) Palin has been a TV reporter, city council-woman, mayor, commissioner, and governor. Letterman's been doing the same shtick for 27 years.

8) Palin wrestles grizzlies before breakfast. Letterman feeds pigeons in Central Park. (Actually he has an assistant do it for him.)

7) Palin can see Russia from her house.* Dave can't see ANYTHING with his face in Obama's ass.

6) Palin's state of Alaska craps bigger than New York City.

5) Palin's kids are a teen-age mom, a 14-year-old girl and a special needs child. Dave's kid is a bastard.

4) Palin has big boobs. Letterman is one.

3) Palin could shoot, skin and eat Letterman before his bodyguard knew what happened.

2) Better to be a "slutty flight attendant" than a dorky baggage-handler.

And the Number 1 way Sarah Palin is better than David Letterman is... (Drum roll, Bawb.)

Completely up to you! Post your suggestions below.
If you can come up with a no. 1 visit them and say it.

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