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Jul 12, 2009

“Kevvy Sucks.”

I got this by Email from one of my associates. It’s a shame that the names of the originators of some of these get lost as they deserve credit for their efforts.

Photo from “Kevin RuddRLess.”

On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra, Kevvy is being chauffeured to Parliament House. It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin is frozen over.
As he jumps out of the limo Kev looks over the lake and notices that someone has peed on the ice and left the message "KEVVY SUCKS". 

Kevvy is enraged and orders ASIO to investigate with "no expense spared" and to report within two weeks. 

Two weeks later the head of ASIO reports to the PM and says....”Our investigation is over and I have three pieces of news for you... good news, bad news and terribly bad shocking news". 

Well says Kevvy give me the good news. The head of ASIO says..."We spent $5 million dollars on the investigation and have come to a successful result."

Well says Kev what's the bad news? 

The head of ASIO says "The DNA testing shows that the urine is Wayne Swann's." Kevvy is shocked beyond belief. 

Looking pale, Kevvy says "and what is the terribly bad shocking news?"

The ASIO chief replies..." it’s Julia Gillard’s hand writing!"

1 comment:

  1. That "joke" is so old.I first heard it about 5 yrs ago about Howard Beasly and Janet,undoubtly its been around longer than that in various forms about other politicans.