For Twinkies fans, the news just
got better. At a Bankruptcy Court hearing Monday where the
company sought permission to start shutting down, the company and the Unions
were told to consider mediation. Both agreed to try to make an attempt, possibly
preserving more than 18,000 jobs.
An online petition asking President Obama to nationalize the Twinkies operation and "prevent our nation from losing her creamy center" hopes to garner 25,000 signatures by mid-December. Fewer than 4,000 people have signed it.
"Our heart is breaking," tweeted convenience store chain AM/PM, a major seller of Hostess snacks. "#LongLiveTheTwinkie!”
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