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Sep 12, 2008

Trig Palins Pacifier.

This was sent to me and also posted by Steve Maloney, one of the hardest workers on the campaign for McCain and Palin. For the full story follow the above link.


Obama is still very strong in the Black community, although many of us, including a large contingent of African-Americans, are trying to reduce that support. The Obama Campaign tends to get WAY off message, with long clouds of hot air being used to answer questions no one has asked.

But it will get better at that. The ads and the smears will grow increasingly hateful -- and even bizarre.

The attack message now is that Gov. Palin is a (shudder) Christian. Imagine that! What an outrage to the ladies of the Upper West Side and the desiccated secularists of "The View."

In general, the Democratic Party is anti-Christian and anti-women. I wish that were not true, because one would hope both Parties were responsible to run the country. The campaign to destroy Gov. Palin is going to fail.

We will hear endless charges that when she was 7 years-old Sarah took an extra cupcake at school. Presumably, some mentally disturbed person at her OLD church will make bizarre theological statement that will then be attributed (absurdly) to the Governor. We will hear that Bristol Palin was not well-liked by three girls in junior high.

I wish I were exaggerating, but I fear that I'm not. We'll certainly hear unfriendly comments from some of the political crooks she helped put in jail. We may learn that Sarah once borrowed a cup of sugar -- and did not return it. A psychologist associated with "Entertainment Tonight" will analyze the underlying significance of the sugar theft. Theologians from the University of Chicago will be consulted to determine exactly which commandment Sarah broke.

Sarah's trash will be thoroughly examined. It will reveal a rich lode of evidence: coffee grounds, used bread wrappers, and an extremely provocative empty bottle of olive -- Extra Virgin!

There are now more lawyers (all from Chicago apparently) and media dirt hunters in Wasilla than there are permanent residents. The National Enquirer has a half-dozen people there (the entire Chicago bureau?), presumably looking for evildoing related in some arcane way to John Edwards mistress, Rielle Hunter.

Trust, me, Sarah's boyfriend when she was age 15 will receive constant media attention. Attempts will be made to steal Trig's pacifier. If the heist is successful, look for it on eBay -- opening bid at $10,000. Then, look for the Palins to buy a new one for $1.98 -- "film at 11."

A reference or photo in "Levi's" MySpace will receive eight hours analysis by Matthews and Olberman. Track Palin will be accused of cross-checking a rival in a hockey 2004 match. Todd Palin's snowmobile racer will be subject to forensic analyais.

So, how do we win this election? If everyone who now favors McCain-Palin will recruit one new supporter -- or shore up one who's wavering, we will indeed prevail.

And whatever happened to the "lovely" Michelle Obama? Did he ("the Chosen One") dump her without our knowledge?

Perhaps she's relocated to friendlier climes, such as Kenya? Actually, I believe she's under the same bus where Barack tossed grandma. And where oh where is Rev. Jeremiah Wright when we need him?

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